I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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