windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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