my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
So much Jack, so little girl.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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