Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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