Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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