I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
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