good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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