You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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