id be glad to
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
the condom got lost in my hair
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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