She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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