So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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