Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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