I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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