do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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