I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize