I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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