weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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