I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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