There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
