sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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