brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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