whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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