I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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