awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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