Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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