2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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