Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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