Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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