I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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