He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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