I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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