Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
it's like heaven, but drunker
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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