Kareoke will never be a sober sport
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Princesses don't give blow jobs
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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