dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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