Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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