What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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