Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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