so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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