He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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