Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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