You work out of a Hotel?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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