I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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