Too much gin, very little bucket
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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