we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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