Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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