Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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