Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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