The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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