Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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