Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize
