Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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