There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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